Archive | July, 2009

Bad Boys

Bad Boys

“He’s a rudeboy,a raggamuf/ Ready to bag another brother that he ranks ruff enough/‘Cause  if it ain’t ruff it ain’t right/ And if he ain’t right, well then he’s all wrong for the Lyte/ I love my ruffneck and ain’t nothing going down/ Or going up if my ruffneck ain’t in town” Ruffneck by MC [...]

Ignorance is false bliss.

Ignorance is false bliss.

(If there is one thing I want to teach women to do, it is to open their mouths.  Say what you want.  Know where your stand. Demand it.  Why linger in uncertainty?  Thus, I’m reposting this piece.)
I’m not shy. I’m not reserved. No reticence exists in me. If I want something, I ask for it (or demand, [...]

Who is Him?

Who is Him?

So you would like to…

possess me.
have a front row seat to my siren song.
hear how your name sounds on my lips.
wake up next to me tomorrow morning.
have it be your arm to which I cling.
be the reason I maintain my monthly waxes.
ver cómo quedo desnuda.
descubrir si Latinas realmente gritar ‘papi’.
fuck me.

Perfectly acceptable.  It’s not like [...]

Let’s Be Honest…Seriously

Let’s Be Honest…Seriously

(Some women are idiots. Period. Click image for story.)
Men aren’t THAT impressive.
I mean…they’ll do.
I’m more intrigued by aardvarks.
So in my twenty-*mumbles* years on this earth, I can’t understand how they keep pulling shit on women!
7 years, 3 children, and still no ring? He kept you engaged for how long? You found out he had [...]